My friend, claudia79ad, are having an argument for the ages. And we need your help to settle it. We need you to decide who grows the better beard. Not who looks better with it but who can actually grow the most "successful" beard. There are three choices for you to vote on. Spread the word! I'm leaving this post open to all since she was afraid of my FList skewing the results. And don't ask me why we're having this discussion in the first place. It's too complicated to explain.
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It's got to be Welling. He doesn't look as if he could even grow one when he's clean shaven but it seems to take approximately a week to transform him into Grizzly Adams. He gets bonus points for having such a dark beard and such porcelain, poreless skin, causing the whole thing to seem freakish.
Heather and Gretchen know my vote, but honestly people if you look at claudia79ad's visual aid you will know who to vote for. I mean look at Josh, that motherfucker looks so sexy I don't even care that I got up at 7 am this morning. Whereas Welling... well he looks like that kid at summer camp who's parents sent him there all summer, and he forgot the bring a razor, so he's like "I'm not shaving. I'm becoming one with nature!" And none of the other campers or counselors have the heart to tell him that just because you can, doesn't mean you should. I'm not the denying that the man can grow one hell of a Grizzly Adams' Beard, simply that maybe he should leave it to the professionals, like Josh.
I am trying to remain neutral and fair (unlike Gretchen) but I do have to point out that Gretchen was not fair with the selection of her visual aids and posted a nice picture of Josh with a beard and the worst picture of Tom with a beard that she could find.
But that's fine because if Gretchen wants to be the FOX NEWS of this subject, it's perfectly within her right to do so.